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ALG ii xBaLex  Placed an order for Ghost Recon Future Soldier!
ALGChangedMyNameToiChangedMyName  im not getting it , i just dont give a fuck anymore !!
ALG Russia  shared this image...
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ALG ii xBaLex  NAACP hahaa, who abolished slavery? REPUBLICANS!
ALG ii xBaLex  My pro-creator I have warned thee of my prophecy
Until that day, stand your fucking ground
A Steedo12  Cute Kitten!
ALG ii xBaLex  It's my cat T.C! He is turning 10 years old soon, doesn't he look good for 10!
ALG JoshNasty  good times from hearing T.C like his purring and you telling him to stop chewing on your wires and chords.
ALG ii xBaLex  Awesome?

A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door.

SON: 'Daddy, may I ask you a question?'

DAD: 'Yeah sure, what it is?' replied the man.

SON: 'Daddy, how much do you make an hour?'

DAD: 'That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?' the man said angrily.

SON: 'I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?'

DAD: 'If you must know, I make $50 an hour.'

SON: 'Oh,' the little boy replied, with his head down.

SON: 'Daddy, may I please borrow $25?'

The father was furious, 'If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I don't work hard everyday for such childish frivolities.'

The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door.

The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?

After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down , and started to think:

Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that $25.00 and he really didn't ask for money very often The man went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door.

'Are you asleep, son?' He asked.

'No daddy, I'm awake,' replied the boy.

'I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier' said the man. 'It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the $25 you asked for.'

The little boy sat straight up, smiling. 'Oh, thank you daddy!' he yelled. Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills.

The man saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again.

The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his father.

'Why do you want more money if you already have some?' the father grumbled.

'Because I didn't have enough, but now I do,' the little boy replied.

'Daddy, I have $50 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you.'

The father was crushed. He put his arms around his little son, and he begged for his forgiveness.
A Steedo12  Thats awesome!
ALG ii xBaLex  Got my suit today! Looks sick :)
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ALG Amandah  suit up!
ALG Kapellx  Yeah yupp!
ALGChangedMyNameToiChangedMyName  your a good friend of mine !! miss you and i love you ( no homo )
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ALG ii xBaLex  Read below!
ALG ii xBaLex  T̴̬̯ͪ̈́ͭ̈ͩ͑ͤ̂́̕ȟ͐ͤ̓̾͆̍ͣ ̲̟̝͙̕͠­͉͙̦̠i̪̱̓̓̅͑̔̌ͮ̽ ̱s̽̋͠ ̛̬̇ͭͦ͞͞ĭ̦̞̿̊̊̒̂̍̆͊̕͜͡ͅ sͪͪ͋͌͂͛­̶̨͕̮͉͓̖̫ ̳̻̹͎͗̽̍̀ͤ̆m̸̧̲̜̙͂̈́̊̋̈́͗͢ ͎̯͎ͅy̖ͮ­̱̳͎̫̞̲ ͧ̃͂ͭm͑͋ͪ̌ͣ̿̇̽҉͚̱u̅̎̍ͦ̆͟ ̹̗̩͓̞r­̸̨̤̺̯̈ͮͣͦ̆̈͒ͮd̋̑ ͦ̒e̷͉̹̣͛ͤ̅ͭ́rͩ­͛ͬ̇̃͌͗ͪ̐ ̗̤͙͔ ̮̟͖̻̟̜̟͇̟̓̄ͥ̒s̛̙͚͇ͦ̿̎͟͟ ̤̦̬̟̳e͒­̧̱̖̳͎ͨͩ̄͟͢ṟ͉̈̽ ̻̼̖̲̝m̵̧͖̤̓ͧͧͭ­ǫ̂̈̅̂ͮ̃ ̬͕̟͎͕͘ṅ̡̧̯̗̹͓̙̒͞,ͪͩ ̴̧ͨ̂ͨ̈̂̀̉́p̴̾̓̕҉r̦̉̌͆̀́ ̮̤̝̟o̽­̎́͗̚v͈̠̲̘̠͑͛ͪ͌ͭ̍ ̺͎ͅe̴̿̒ͥ̑̏͌̅̄͜­̶̪̲̭̱ͅn̓ ͓̱̀͝ ̵͂͐̚͏̫͔̘̳̩̻͠ṫ̷̨̰͓͖̺ͨͯ͐ ̲ȏ̄ͨͮ̂­̶̴̷̱̖̜̈͆͌ ͚̗̱̯̱̑̌͂ͣͧ͘b̶̫͊ͬ͒̀͞ẽ̏ͫ ̤̌̀̆ͩ̕­͓ ͩͤͤ̓ͪ̎͋̚r̤͎͇̫̭ͩ̄͐ͯ̾̈́̇̋̐ ̘̦̯ĕͯ̆­̨̻ͪ̇̊å̊ͧͭ̓̿̌́͠ ͚̺ḻ̪̮̜̭̯͗̈ͥͣͅ­͕!
ALG Russia  i agree
ALG ii xBaLex  IF you have looked at this status in the next hour, thanks getting me over 10K views! I would have about 11.5K but enjin likes to reset things :)
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ALG Amandah  10022 Mr.Popular! :)
CGS Crusader  10100
ALGChangedMyNameToiChangedMyName  lol io beated some people that were in alg longer then me xD evenb the people that didnt got reset :p
A Funky Unicorn  shared this video...
10 Hours of the Windows 95 Startup Sound
That sound, is strangely pleasent and very nostalgic, so ...
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ALG ii xBaLex  I have one but it's in the storage, it works as well!
ALG Starscream  as pleasent as the sound is i dont think i will be listening to the whole 10 hrs on this vid lol
A Funky Unicorn  My fav part is 6:54
ALG Krysztov  bale is better than lordbale just sayin' little man!
ALG ii xBaLex  Bale originated from Lord Bale though, the chaos lord!
ALG ii xBaLex  Cover the earth with the blood of this lamb
We are the disease that spreads amongst this filthy race
Collect the dust of the ones who have fallen to the lies
It is your last resort to a wretched memory
Take this life for granted and hold it tight
For we have you all under control because
We are the disease
For we have you all under control
Man will inspire the works of a new era of corruption
God damn you all
Eyes are glaring red with a conscious set to kill
Nostrils flared and the eyebrows parallel
God damn you all

EAAAARRWAAAAAARRRR!!!!
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ALG ii xBaLex  [link]
ALG Amandah  +20 points for Lord Spam-a-lot! :)
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ALG ii xBaLex  New nickname?
ALG zLaZeRz  are you changing your GT to ALG LORDBALE?
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ALG ii xBaLex  Probably, it was my previous tag
ALG zLaZeRz  nice i like it
ALG ii xBaLex  Nice job DHG! Once again, infusing ALG into your clan more and more each day!
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Darkwing Xero  This is living prrof that ALG can be imitated; but NEVER duplicated. Mesler Bomb, or whatever he wishes to call himself, has accomplished nothing more than reveal his own personal lack of Honor, Integrity, and Self Respect before the World. Copyright infringment.. yeah, definitely. Personally, I do feel sorry for him. As it's people like him who give legitimate Gamers a bad name. Nonetheless, we should be firm in revealing that light of truth before the World. There's a reason why DHG has fallen and restructured itself repeatedly. And Mesler's blatant act of dishonor exemplifies what they're about.
DRGxLady Deathx  ^
ALG ii xBaLex  Who else takes our shit alena?
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